I think I may be getting brain damage from nail polish. I’m only half kidding here.
In the last 24 hours, I’ve:
-double ordered $75 worth of rhinestones from my online rhinestone store because I read the Japanese wrong. It said “Registration Not Complete,” but I looked at it really quick and thought it said “Order Not Complete.” I’m a professional translator- there is no excuse for that. So, instead of checking my email to see if the order was confirmed, I just went ahead and placed the order again. Double fail! I do have an extra bottle of OPI Japan Cherry Much in Love now. I would ask them to cancel it, but I already made a bunch of trouble when I made a major modification to my last order. (30 bags of rhinestones, I ordered ALL of them the wrong size.)
-called my boss of two years the wrong name.
-bought the wrong drink at the convenience store. I always get Green Apple ice tea in a bright GREEN container. I looked down after drinking at and noticed I got the bright PINK Peach Tea! How did I not notice?
*Something about the site with those rhinestones……it just makes my brain step out of the room. I messed up on every single order I’ve placed with them. It’s getting embarrassing.
All that aside, ladies and gents, I’m wearing some very dull Nailene fake french tips today. They are actually very nice- good size, good fit and easy to use, but not my style at all. I’ll show you a picture after I Konad, decal, jewel and glitter them. But I have to be conservative, manicure-wise, for a couple of days at work. If I keep calling my boss the wrong name, I guess I won’t have to worry about going to work anymore!
Maybe I need a beach holiday. At the moment, I don’ t think I’m capable of making any decisions more complicated than “Pina Colada or Blue Hawaii?”
Coming up: RBL Bikini Bottom franken, a fun theme manicure, and an OPI Breathe Life franken in honor of a very special reader’s mom.